(arq-away) CS and VQ3 are like masturbation: a release, but not a particularly satisfying one.
CPMA duels are like the first night with a new girlfriend: wild and passionate, leaving you drained.
And it still matters who comes first. :)

<+zzjzz> does cpma have a "random pickup" type command?
<kT> like: whats a nice girl doing in a map like this?

<Drexciyian> not much really weed lsd mushrooms uppers extacy coke
<Drexciyian> o speed too

"Due to some lack of inactivty the QW LPB team manage to play and win a smackdown 2 group game." (c) Hixen

<poubellator> you can even deploy a NAM-turret (tm)
<poubellator> it will stand there and shoot
<poubellator> you can place it on ra in cpm3

<q-tip> yanks just cant play quake
<q-tip> its like soccer

<assmasterkiller> <a href="http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=433317" rel="nofollow">http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=433317</a>
<poubellator> <a href="http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=433317" rel="nofollow">http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=433317</a>
<_2bad_> owned
<assmasterkiller> owned
<poubellator> <- owned

"quake3 players think cs kiddies are nubs, qw players think q2 players are nubs and promode players
think everyone else are nubs"

<DAVID_BASTEDO> i play cs now

<bladez> at 00:56
<bladez> i'm the guy on the table

<dfgrwl> WHAT??!!
<dfgrwl> where ar eu?
<poubellator> eu is on earth
<poubellator> like
<poubellator> right from usa
<poubellator> left from asia
<dfgrwl> what?!!?
<q-tip> beyond the water
<dfgrwl> where is what?
<poubellator> (sif usa was a continent)
<q-tip> where the dragons live
<poubellator> :D
<poubellator> there be dragons

stx-suicidal: wombat's decent, because like cs, there are crates in cpma.

Sky: I fell in the lava with bs and they trapped me under there with the button until it ran out and I died.

<MassMan> sometimes i do things so stupid that it amazes me
<MassMan> went out to get some food and realised it was cold and dark
<MassMan> so went back inside to get my hat
<MassMan> and found it on the floor and put it on
<MassMan> but it was dark
<MassMan> so i couldnt see that i was some of my used underwear i put on my head
<zerox`> lol
<zerox`> n1
<zerox`> when did u notice?
<MassMan> when i was on my bike and there was a big gust of wind
<MassMan> and the air just flew right in

<Liam> i wanted to watch that assassination of jesse james movie based entirely on the fact that i confused jesse james and jesse jackson :/

<spg> but now i start to notice glitches..
<spg> locked at 120
<spg> it glitches to exactly 80 sometimes
<spg> god i hate that
<zerox> what are glitches?
<spg> schokskes
<spg> euhm
<spg> happeringen
<spg> euhm
<spg> english? :P
<MassMan> fps drops?
<spg> yes & no
<spg> yes
<spg> :P
<MassMan> and lol@ schokskes
<zerox> sounds like sth to eat
<MassMan> everything sounds like somthing to eat to you zerox... you fatty german
<zerox> :(
<MassMan> but it's ok
<MassMan> i bet funnyb thinks schokskes sounds like something to bone
<funnyb> would be lie if i said i didnt

<HammifeR> for some reason vq3 players like to play peepshow quake
<HammifeR> always peeping around corners
<p`LuGia> yea
<p`LuGia> always positioning
<p`LuGia> like cs
<mercs`away> lol stop the vq3 hate
<p`LuGia> haha i hate it becase they call it QUAKE
<HammifeR> cant help it. this is #promode afterall
<p`LuGia> only qw and cpm got the quake in them , rest is tacticalspaceshooters.
<mercs`away> cpm feels like you are fling on a hovertank lolo

<nappen> I will kick you in the nut
<spongepoub> left or right?
<spongepoub> (it's a trick question)
<spongepoub> btw i have wandering testicles, you might be unlucky and they arent even there when you kick
<nappen> they travel around in your body?
<nappen> I think I love you poub
<nappen> you're a squid
<nappen> I have to agree
<nappen> THE NUTBOY
<nappen> hihihi
<nappen> : p
<spongepoub> man
<spongepoub> it's not funny
<spongepoub> once they wandered to my ass
<spongepoub> and i sat down
<nappen> ouch
<s1k``> ??? thats about 20cm, is that possible ?
<spongepoub> absolutely
<nip`> : D
<spongepoub> lately i gained some control about it

aggnog: first 45 degree cheap frag flag-throw situations and now this promode is truely ruined beyond repair :-/

<kds> was boring @ def =/
<nip> ?
<nip> you dislike def?
<kds> you guys always shot the attackers to 1hp
<kds> then i just had to
<kds> 1 shot from mg
<kds> bam dead
<kds> and the waves were like...
<kds> 1 man waves in 3 minutes
<kds> zzz
<kds> then some guys coming to our base to blow themselves up
<kds> was watching and relaxin', drinking milk while they just rj'd to death there

*** Now talking in #nobles
*** Topic is 'FareTheWell until the next game!

<`ETG> (aggnog) good luck with that
<`ETG> (aggnog) lollor
<spongepoub> aggnog u sound so bitter
<spongepoub> got socks for christmas or what?

<|master|> holidays? I have to work :|
<ix-ir> ah your secret identity as santa is revealed

<embroglio> Shares in French game maker Ubisoft were up 24% after the world's leading video game publisher, Electronic Arts, said it was buying 19.9% of the firm.
<embroglio> yeah thanks all you cocks who bought the sims
<embroglio> and the 50 expansion packs
<embroglio> i hope you all fucking choke to death
<embroglio> and shit aol cd's

<tyrone^> osp sucks
<tyrone^> osp 4on4 was the lollest
<tyrone^> 4 on one side of the map
<koDds> tyrone are you just saying that because we all hate osp =D ?
<tyrone^> 4 on the other
<tyrone^> quad comes, big clash
<tyrone^> then cs again
<tyrone^> its np koDds
<tyrone^> i havent touched osp since 2002
<tyrone^> only qw
<tyrone^> :)

<arQon> yeah, cpm3 unfortunately has some brutal line-of-sight spawns problems

<faccc> do u live near the capital ?
<faccc> :>>>>
<endi> :>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<endi> i live in helsinki
<faccc> :>>
<endi> :>>>>>>>>>>>>
<qtab> are you depressive and drink lotsa vodka then
<endi> no
<faccc> maybe I will come over to finland and rape in poker, jo ?:
<faccc> >:
<faccc> :>:>
<endi> k
<qtab> most finns are
<fortu> all of us are
<spongepoub> drunk and on the brink to suicide
<spongepoub> TIME TO PLAY QUAKE
<fortu> and after drinking vodka and being depressed, we go to sauna and roll in the snow

<soixante> emb I'm gonna be a dad o/
<soixante> o/
<soixante> o/
<soixante> and it's a boy o/

<swelt> perhaps you should do the last 3 games tomorrow afternoon
<swelt> ?
<rZ`hoens> yeah
<rZ`hoens> you guys wanna do that?
<rZ`hoens> hold offon the finals til tomorrow?
<rZ`hoens> endi is that ok with you?
<zerox`> yep
<rZ`hoens> since swelt/snapcase are gay? :)
<endi> ez
<rZ`hoens> alright, we'll play tomorrow then
<swelt> afternoon, say 15:00ish cet?
<endi> mrlame got ballet tomo tho 8<
<rZ`hoens> lol :D

<zoom|afk> Czesc jestesmy luznymi kolesiami z Angli i wyruchamy was w dupe
<zoom|afk> :-DDD
<zoom|afk> Hello we are cool guys from England and we will fuck your ass
<zoom|afk> :-)