CPMA - Quotes

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My dick is untouched. (c) black

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[19:15] @nekon: nevergreen mad like hulk

[19:16] neverGreen: not yet...now my heartbeat is on 180/minute

[19:16] neverGreen: but one more pickup like this and i`ll turn green for sure

#433

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13:04:34 [+fatolaalotaf] THE FUCK. The scariest fucking shit i have ever seen. not talking about scary i mean HOLOCAUST scary. and english is not? my mother tongue, i would know a lot better describing german words. my Good Good
13:04:36 [+fatolaalotaf] fucking
13:04:37 [+fatolaalotaf] wrong cahn
13:04:46 [+fatolaalotaf] wrong channel*

#70

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<+insta> ut is balanced though.. everything about it sucks equally

#282

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(Centaurus) hey Vo0 what's the type and color of socks you wear when you play quake 3?
(Vo0) what the fuck
(kvcxn) it matters

#461

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how not to rage if you can see chernobyl from your window (c) vicek

#165

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<Meez> <dura> I really think I'm a moron.
<Meez> <dura> I just now realised that Neo spelled backwards is one.
<@nekon> LOL
<@nekon> he is a moron
<@nekon> neo backwards is oen

#267

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quit: Pushpabon (~none@Pushpabon.users.quakenet.org) (Signed off)

#279

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<hala> fast movers also attack. so dick my cock

#310

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*** oyk`Lanik has joined #promode
<oyk`Lanik> Anyone able to help me out with a problem?
<light_> down the highway, not the sideway
<nekon> it's down the road not across the street
<aggnog> KILL URSELF

#271

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<light_> funny that spartie guy didnt win one match on ztn that whole tournament
<light_> :D
<drago> neither did you!
<drago> or me for that matter
<drago> so we are about equal
<drago> which means you are also german

#543

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myt show me cool jumps (c) simmarine

#477

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sry i can play (c) Rizla-

#178

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<shlt> wait why did you have to remove the old font??
<Lanzelot> legal reasons
<Liam> it was copyrighted
<Liam> you could use it to spell out the lyrics for several songs so the RIAA tried to sue arqon
<shlt> are u serious?
<shlt> wow RIAA is a fucking nazi organization i swear
<shlt> or at least run by nazis

#1

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<_8bitlobster> aggnog played jon4than with aimbot on and lost
<_8bitlobster> :DDDDDDD

#548

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myT you slapped him so hard he fell off the internet (c) r_ex

#158

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<chk-putty> if i was god, id have laetitia casta and jessica alba make out
<chk-putty> and then id jerk off so hard id create a second milky way galaxy :P

#127

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(endi) MY DAD IS 191CM TALL
(endi) fyi

#390

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LvS|Bull (~pkdavid@86.211.228.228) has joined #promode
<LvS|Bull> hi
<demu> who the fuck do you think are coming here going all hi and trying to look cool?

#578

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ass much as i care abaut you (c) brithey

#490

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myT I am very impress with your tool (c) Terifire

#205

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(LuGia): does wsw already have matchmaker?
(aggnog): i'd start looking outside before trying to get a gf online mate

#197

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<linkery> OMG
<linkery> WHERE IS
<linkery> PPB
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#166

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<motive> im gay as fuck bro
<motive> havent you been paying attention

#418

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<Terifire> I'd love to impress some 16 year olds with my nice shaft

#190

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* HAL_9000 1v1 pm me
<pizz> HAL_9000
<pizz> duel tubo---
<pizz> he is like you
<pizz> 2 months of cpm
<pizz> and 75% rg
<pizz> go ahead
<HAL_9000> pizz are you his secretary?

#371

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@aggnog * o'kieche btw
@_8bitlobstar * fs
@_8bitlobstar * if you're gonna say that
@_8bitlobstar * at least spell quiche right

#215

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(@svr`) Pushpabon
(@svr`) u know what ur goign to study yet?
(Pushpabon) wat
(Pushpabon) nope
(GoD^spyteman) metal music + nazi history on Universitet of Wikipedia

#269

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<+MassMan> look whatever
<+MassMan> im just gonna use my standard whine
<+MassMan> warping polaks on the other team, item whoring polaks on my team
<+MassMan> germans in the middle

#305

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<FlanK3r-away> i was run and i seen pummel
<FlanK3r-away> :)

#143

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<+prawn> i wanna see brackets :X
<+RAZ3R> (){}[]

#290

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(@lenny_fantazer) send them to dick
(@_8bitlobster) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat
(@lenny_fantazer) YE
(@_8bitlobster) how does one send one to dick
(@lenny_fantazer) you send them
(@_8bitlobster) to dick?
(@lenny_fantazer) yes
(@_8bitlobster) i see

#404

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15:04 <deep-> i cant stand germans
15:04 <@spyteman> how come deep-
15:04 <deep-> they refuse to learn english and, ya, hitler
15:04 <ZEN|ele> <deep-> they refuse to learn english and, ya, hitler
15:05 <ZEN|ele> never heared anything more stupid

#423

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<fredd> most retarded
<fredd> fucking
<fredd> picks ive ever seen
<+mistralol> fredd its still 0 - 0
<fredd> yeah
<+mistralol> we alsmost capped
<fredd> HES NOT DEFFING HIGH
<+mistralol> the flag has gone out twice what the problem?
<fredd> I WAS DEFFING ALONE
<+mistralol> come back or ban?
<fredd> i'll come back if he starts deffing
<fredd> but hes fucking polish
<fredd> cant even understand a word of english

#139

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(+MassMan) Pushpabon arent you ever gonna add up
(+MassMan) seriously.
(@Pushpabon) MassMan, I've played my fair share
(+MassMan) i think Q has played more pickups than you
(@Pushpabon) I'll probably play when I get a chance
(fluffsson) thats a lie
(+MassMan) you chat all day long
(+MassMan) constantly
(@Pushpabon) Don't lie
(@Pushpabon) I watch tv series too

#560

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demos are didnt hapen (c) Monty

#372

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<LuGia> im not here , im lugias cat jumping on keyboard and accidentally making words.
<MassMan> that's the origin of finnish

#454

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PAYJETIC TEAM (c) Falko

#466

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don't funny (c) lennox

#462

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fuck me up (c) Pushpabon

#366

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<ovo> i'm with underpants only
<ovo> legs on the table
<ovo> listening to music
<hoens> i love you anyway h3i
<ovo> chatting with a hot chick
<ovo> not gonna fucking ad
<ovo> d
<hoens> lol
<h3i> I'm not a hot chick
<hoens> your mom is hot innit
<ouzo> ovo, that chick from livejasmin.com ?
<ovo> "how many jeallousy inspired jokes can you get from promoders"

#351

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(Pushpabon) Hi I'm back
(skint) from?
(ovo) the desktop
(skint) lol

#92

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<su-kong|kfc`> omg im a fuckin retart

#28

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<trippy> i did my milatary duties
<trippy> spent 3 weeks
<trippy> doing training to enter
<trippy> passed
<endi`> i'm a fag then innit
<trippy> them some cunt started touching my dick in shower
<trippy> so i knocke dhim out

#345

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<@svr`> seriously
<@svr`> i'd pay millions
<@svr`> to be a 13 year old hot girl...

#330

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<poindexter> oh noes
<arQon> *ahem*
<nekon> aggnog gonna get owned
<chk-putty> arq has a wave detector
<poindexter> haha
<aggnog> ummmmmmmmm cat on keyboard
<chk-putty> lol
<nekon> ;D
<arQon> lol
<arQon> almost a shame you'll only get to use that excuse once :P

#569

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this map has my 2 least favorite things: lava and myT (c) bronze

#112

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(@MassMan) men are really lucky that our penises arent visible through close like womens breasts
(@MassMan) their breasts get displayed for all to see 24/7, so a woman having tiny breasts has a problem even connecting to the opposite sex... a man with a tiny penis wont get dumped until he strips down and his lacking size gets revieled

#415

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<dai> rofl
<dai> were those all fatlola's accountsd
<lolograde> lol
<@Pushpabon> :>>>>

#348

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Spetz-: duel anyone
ahxnxa: no
xrg: duel?
ahxnxa: yes, just becuase we dont play Spetz-
xrg: ooh, im looking forward to this game!
xrg: the normal server?.. k thx
ahxnxa: yea