CPMA - Quotes

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My dick is untouched. (c) black

26 : 11

[19:15] @nekon: nevergreen mad like hulk

[19:16] neverGreen: not yet...now my heartbeat is on 180/minute

[19:16] neverGreen: but one more pickup like this and i`ll turn green for sure

#282

23 : 13

(Centaurus) hey Vo0 what's the type and color of socks you wear when you play quake 3?
(Vo0) what the fuck
(kvcxn) it matters

#267

22 : 13

quit: Pushpabon (~none@Pushpabon.users.quakenet.org) (Signed off)

#279

18 : 9

<hala> fast movers also attack. so dick my cock

#70

18 : 10

<+insta> ut is balanced though.. everything about it sucks equally

#178

14 : 6

<shlt> wait why did you have to remove the old font??
<Lanzelot> legal reasons
<Liam> it was copyrighted
<Liam> you could use it to spell out the lyrics for several songs so the RIAA tried to sue arqon
<shlt> are u serious?
<shlt> wow RIAA is a fucking nazi organization i swear
<shlt> or at least run by nazis

#165

17 : 9

<Meez> <dura> I really think I'm a moron.
<Meez> <dura> I just now realised that Neo spelled backwards is one.
<@nekon> LOL
<@nekon> he is a moron
<@nekon> neo backwards is oen

#190

19 : 11

* HAL_9000 1v1 pm me
<pizz> HAL_9000
<pizz> duel tubo---
<pizz> he is like you
<pizz> 2 months of cpm
<pizz> and 75% rg
<pizz> go ahead
<HAL_9000> pizz are you his secretary?

#197

15 : 7

<linkery> OMG
<linkery> WHERE IS
<linkery> PPB
* Pushpabon (~none@Pushpabon.users.quakenet.org) has joined #promode

#433

22 : 15

13:04:34 [+fatolaalotaf] THE FUCK. The scariest fucking shit i have ever seen. not talking about scary i mean HOLOCAUST scary. and english is not? my mother tongue, i would know a lot better describing german words. my Good Good
13:04:36 [+fatolaalotaf] fucking
13:04:37 [+fatolaalotaf] wrong cahn
13:04:46 [+fatolaalotaf] wrong channel*

#477

14 : 7

sry i can play (c) Rizla-

#461

16 : 9

how not to rage if you can see chernobyl from your window (c) vicek

#543

14 : 7

myt show me cool jumps (c) simmarine

#271

14 : 7

<light_> funny that spartie guy didnt win one match on ztn that whole tournament
<light_> :D
<drago> neither did you!
<drago> or me for that matter
<drago> so we are about equal
<drago> which means you are also german

#1

14 : 7

<_8bitlobster> aggnog played jon4than with aimbot on and lost
<_8bitlobster> :DDDDDDD

#266

15 : 9

<@Terifire> I need a social life:
<@gaiia> Terifire
<@gaiia> let's play?
<@Terifire> ok

#548

13 : 7

myT you slapped him so hard he fell off the internet (c) r_ex

#143

11 : 5

<+prawn> i wanna see brackets :X
<+RAZ3R> (){}[]

#127

12 : 6

(endi) MY DAD IS 191CM TALL
(endi) fyi

#490

13 : 7

myT I am very impress with your tool (c) Terifire

#310

12 : 6

*** oyk`Lanik has joined #promode
<oyk`Lanik> Anyone able to help me out with a problem?
<light_> down the highway, not the sideway
<nekon> it's down the road not across the street
<aggnog> KILL URSELF

#166

13 : 7

<motive> im gay as fuck bro
<motive> havent you been paying attention

#28

14 : 8

<trippy> i did my milatary duties
<trippy> spent 3 weeks
<trippy> doing training to enter
<trippy> passed
<endi`> i'm a fag then innit
<trippy> them some cunt started touching my dick in shower
<trippy> so i knocke dhim out

#305

14 : 8

<FlanK3r-away> i was run and i seen pummel
<FlanK3r-away> :)

#290

13 : 7

(@lenny_fantazer) send them to dick
(@_8bitlobster) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat
(@lenny_fantazer) YE
(@_8bitlobster) how does one send one to dick
(@lenny_fantazer) you send them
(@_8bitlobster) to dick?
(@lenny_fantazer) yes
(@_8bitlobster) i see

#390

13 : 7

LvS|Bull (~pkdavid@86.211.228.228) has joined #promode
<LvS|Bull> hi
<demu> who the fuck do you think are coming here going all hi and trying to look cool?

#371

14 : 8

@aggnog * o'kieche btw
@_8bitlobstar * fs
@_8bitlobstar * if you're gonna say that
@_8bitlobstar * at least spell quiche right

#269

14 : 8

<+MassMan> look whatever
<+MassMan> im just gonna use my standard whine
<+MassMan> warping polaks on the other team, item whoring polaks on my team
<+MassMan> germans in the middle

#205

16 : 11

(LuGia): does wsw already have matchmaker?
(aggnog): i'd start looking outside before trying to get a gf online mate

#348

13 : 8

Spetz-: duel anyone
ahxnxa: no
xrg: duel?
ahxnxa: yes, just becuase we dont play Spetz-
xrg: ooh, im looking forward to this game!
xrg: the normal server?.. k thx
ahxnxa: yea

#404

12 : 7

15:04 <deep-> i cant stand germans
15:04 <@spyteman> how come deep-
15:04 <deep-> they refuse to learn english and, ya, hitler
15:04 <ZEN|ele> <deep-> they refuse to learn english and, ya, hitler
15:05 <ZEN|ele> never heared anything more stupid

#366

13 : 8

<ovo> i'm with underpants only
<ovo> legs on the table
<ovo> listening to music
<hoens> i love you anyway h3i
<ovo> chatting with a hot chick
<ovo> not gonna fucking ad
<ovo> d
<hoens> lol
<h3i> I'm not a hot chick
<hoens> your mom is hot innit
<ouzo> ovo, that chick from livejasmin.com ?
<ovo> "how many jeallousy inspired jokes can you get from promoders"

#415

12 : 7

* fat0la (~fat@captnemo.gotadsl.co.uk) Quit (G-lined)
* BErrRG (~ArchitecT@captnemo.gotadsl.co.uk) Quit (G-lined)
* H`Doye (~wtf@Sab0o.users.quakenet.org) Quit (G-lined)
* Berg`` (~ArchitecT@captnemo.gotadsl.co.uk) Quit (G-lined)
<dai> rofl
<dai> were those all fatlola's accountsd
<lolograde> lol
<@Pushpabon> :>>>>

#394

13 : 8

<doug> morning
<TTimo> morning
<Liam> afternoon RACISTS
<Reptile> Liam never greets people who's not like him
<Reptile> :<
<ix> you mean thin people?
<Liam> fuck you ix
<Reptile> HAHA.
<Reptile> good one ix
<Reptile> [+]

#462

12 : 7

fuck me up (c) Pushpabon

#330

13 : 8

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<poindexter> oh noes
<arQon> *ahem*
<nekon> aggnog gonna get owned
<chk-putty> arq has a wave detector
<poindexter> haha
<aggnog> ummmmmmmmm cat on keyboard
<chk-putty> lol
<nekon> ;D
<arQon> lol
<arQon> almost a shame you'll only get to use that excuse once :P

#584

18 : 13

the cam is now how it turns sideways as it gets close to the corpse (c) Naper

#351

11 : 6

(Pushpabon) Hi I'm back
(skint) from?
(ovo) the desktop
(skint) lol

#552

12 : 7

Can we start this game so I can start losing? (c) tupu

#215

12 : 7

(@svr`) Pushpabon
(@svr`) u know what ur goign to study yet?
(Pushpabon) wat
(Pushpabon) nope
(GoD^spyteman) metal music + nazi history on Universitet of Wikipedia

#158

13 : 8

<chk-putty> if i was god, id have laetitia casta and jessica alba make out
<chk-putty> and then id jerk off so hard id create a second milky way galaxy :P

#92

14 : 9

<su-kong|kfc`> omg im a fuckin retart

#466

11 : 6

don't funny (c) lennox

#538

11 : 6

If I had 50% of your LG aim I'd never switch weapon (c) lipz (to myT)

#345

15 : 10

<@svr`> seriously
<@svr`> i'd pay millions
<@svr`> to be a 13 year old hot girl...

#454

11 : 6

PAYJETIC TEAM (c) Falko

#427

14 : 9

[02:53] <@nekon> i'll name my first child ragequit

#423

11 : 7

<fredd> most retarded
<fredd> fucking
<fredd> picks ive ever seen
<+mistralol> fredd its still 0 - 0
<fredd> yeah
<+mistralol> we alsmost capped
<fredd> HES NOT DEFFING HIGH
<+mistralol> the flag has gone out twice what the problem?
<fredd> I WAS DEFFING ALONE
<+mistralol> come back or ban?
<fredd> i'll come back if he starts deffing
<fredd> but hes fucking polish
<fredd> cant even understand a word of english

#292

10 : 6

<sbs> i fixed my keyboiard
<sbs> i rock
<MaJunior> "keyboiard"
<MaJunior> so dont think so