CPMA - Quotes

67 : 38

My dick is untouched. (c) black

44 : 32

(Centaurus) hey Vo0 what's the type and color of socks you wear when you play quake 3?
(Vo0) what the fuck
(kvcxn) it matters

#279

41 : 29

<hala> fast movers also attack. so dick my cock

#432

40 : 29

[19:15] @nekon: nevergreen mad like hulk

[19:16] neverGreen: not yet...now my heartbeat is on 180/minute

[19:16] neverGreen: but one more pickup like this and i`ll turn green for sure

#190

33 : 22

* HAL_9000 1v1 pm me
<pizz> HAL_9000
<pizz> duel tubo---
<pizz> he is like you
<pizz> 2 months of cpm
<pizz> and 75% rg
<pizz> go ahead
<HAL_9000> pizz are you his secretary?

#305

38 : 27

<FlanK3r-away> i was run and i seen pummel
<FlanK3r-away> :)

#178

31 : 20

<shlt> wait why did you have to remove the old font??
<Lanzelot> legal reasons
<Liam> it was copyrighted
<Liam> you could use it to spell out the lyrics for several songs so the RIAA tried to sue arqon
<shlt> are u serious?
<shlt> wow RIAA is a fucking nazi organization i swear
<shlt> or at least run by nazis

#371

25 : 15

@aggnog * o'kieche btw
@_8bitlobstar * fs
@_8bitlobstar * if you're gonna say that
@_8bitlobstar * at least spell quiche right

#165

29 : 20

<Meez> <dura> I really think I'm a moron.
<Meez> <dura> I just now realised that Neo spelled backwards is one.
<@nekon> LOL
<@nekon> he is a moron
<@nekon> neo backwards is oen

#70

26 : 17

<+insta> ut is balanced though.. everything about it sucks equally

#477

26 : 18

sry i can play (c) Rizla-

#197

22 : 14

<linkery> OMG
<linkery> WHERE IS
<linkery> PPB
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#552

21 : 13

Can we start this game so I can start losing? (c) tupu

#267

27 : 19

quit: Pushpabon (~none@Pushpabon.users.quakenet.org) (Signed off)

#587

34 : 26

hands too cold to rail (c) Spetz

#310

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<oyk`Lanik> Anyone able to help me out with a problem?
<light_> down the highway, not the sideway
<nekon> it's down the road not across the street
<aggnog> KILL URSELF

#271

22 : 15

<light_> funny that spartie guy didnt win one match on ztn that whole tournament
<light_> :D
<drago> neither did you!
<drago> or me for that matter
<drago> so we are about equal
<drago> which means you are also german

#1

16 : 9

<_8bitlobster> aggnog played jon4than with aimbot on and lost
<_8bitlobster> :DDDDDDD

#92

23 : 16

<su-kong|kfc`> omg im a fuckin retart

#427

21 : 14

[02:53] <@nekon> i'll name my first child ragequit

#215

21 : 15

(@svr`) Pushpabon
(@svr`) u know what ur goign to study yet?
(Pushpabon) wat
(Pushpabon) nope
(GoD^spyteman) metal music + nazi history on Universitet of Wikipedia

#348

22 : 16

Spetz-: duel anyone
ahxnxa: no
xrg: duel?
ahxnxa: yes, just becuase we dont play Spetz-
xrg: ooh, im looking forward to this game!
xrg: the normal server?.. k thx
ahxnxa: yea

#143

15 : 9

<+prawn> i wanna see brackets :X
<+RAZ3R> (){}[]

#405

22 : 16

[14:36] <ouzo> warsow would be ok without the gay ammo system o rthe jump from the walls
[14:36] <ouzo> and horrible looking models
[14:36] <ouzo> and crappy sounds
[14:36] <wonko`> in other words it would be ok if its cpm

#490

19 : 13

myT I am very impress with your tool (c) Terifire

#300

18 : 12

<sama> diablo3 will destroy my life
<sama> ppl in my age are starting a family and i will start diablo3^^

#290

20 : 14

(@lenny_fantazer) send them to dick
(@_8bitlobster) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat
(@lenny_fantazer) YE
(@_8bitlobster) how does one send one to dick
(@lenny_fantazer) you send them
(@_8bitlobster) to dick?
(@lenny_fantazer) yes
(@_8bitlobster) i see

#388

17 : 11

<sbs> raged like arQon reading an Xbox games netcode

#366

20 : 14

<ovo> i'm with underpants only
<ovo> legs on the table
<ovo> listening to music
<hoens> i love you anyway h3i
<ovo> chatting with a hot chick
<ovo> not gonna fucking ad
<ovo> d
<hoens> lol
<h3i> I'm not a hot chick
<hoens> your mom is hot innit
<ouzo> ovo, that chick from livejasmin.com ?
<ovo> "how many jeallousy inspired jokes can you get from promoders"

#390

17 : 11

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<LvS|Bull> hi
<demu> who the fuck do you think are coming here going all hi and trying to look cool?

#461

20 : 14

how not to rage if you can see chernobyl from your window (c) vicek

#28

19 : 13

<trippy> i did my milatary duties
<trippy> spent 3 weeks
<trippy> doing training to enter
<trippy> passed
<endi`> i'm a fag then innit
<trippy> them some cunt started touching my dick in shower
<trippy> so i knocke dhim out

#330

22 : 16

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<poindexter> oh noes
<arQon> *ahem*
<nekon> aggnog gonna get owned
<chk-putty> arq has a wave detector
<poindexter> haha
<aggnog> ummmmmmmmm cat on keyboard
<chk-putty> lol
<nekon> ;D
<arQon> lol
<arQon> almost a shame you'll only get to use that excuse once :P

#433

26 : 20

13:04:34 [+fatolaalotaf] THE FUCK. The scariest fucking shit i have ever seen. not talking about scary i mean HOLOCAUST scary. and english is not? my mother tongue, i would know a lot better describing german words. my Good Good
13:04:36 [+fatolaalotaf] fucking
13:04:37 [+fatolaalotaf] wrong cahn
13:04:46 [+fatolaalotaf] wrong channel*

#345

21 : 15

<@svr`> seriously
<@svr`> i'd pay millions
<@svr`> to be a 13 year old hot girl...

#127

18 : 12

(endi) MY DAD IS 191CM TALL
(endi) fyi

#205

23 : 17

(LuGia): does wsw already have matchmaker?
(aggnog): i'd start looking outside before trying to get a gf online mate

#473

14 : 9

i am a total moron (c) sanchi

#269

20 : 15

<+MassMan> look whatever
<+MassMan> im just gonna use my standard whine
<+MassMan> warping polaks on the other team, item whoring polaks on my team
<+MassMan> germans in the middle

#391

17 : 12

<LuGia> <a href="http://www.bytesaurus.net/lugia/CPMofFATE.avi" rel="nofollow">http://www.bytesaurus.net/lugia/CPMofFATE.avi</a>
<mew> 99.998% will not get it. :D
<LuGia> xD
<LuGia> watch it multiple times to get it
<LuGia> maybe
<Drexciyian> wtf
<Drexciyian> is that about
<ix> manos hands of cpm
<Pushpabon> the only movie I'd like to unwatch
<Pushpabon> and get my time back
<mew> i'd like to unwatch it so i could watch it again for the first time.
<mew> <3

#519

19 : 14

When did you get such sick aim? (c) Vo0 (about Terifire)

#266

20 : 15

<@Terifire> I need a social life:
<@gaiia> Terifire
<@gaiia> let's play?
<@Terifire> ok

#19

16 : 11

<MassMan> i never got why some people use clantags on irc
<MassMan> it's so cs style
<ix-ir> =]
<MassMan> i especially dont get why you use dead clan tags of mediocre clans like eye
<ix-ir> people used to use clantags before q3 was dead
<MassMan> if anything someone like Reptile is the only one in here who could use clantag with some pride

#163

19 : 14

<@Liam> i'm director of toilet cleanliness at mcdonalds

#588

27 : 22

Going to macdonalds for a salad is like going to hug a whore with aids. (c) shadow

#415

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<dai> rofl
<dai> were those all fatlola's accountsd
<lolograde> lol
<@Pushpabon> :>>>>

#158

19 : 14

<chk-putty> if i was god, id have laetitia casta and jessica alba make out
<chk-putty> and then id jerk off so hard id create a second milky way galaxy :P

#112

21 : 16

(@MassMan) men are really lucky that our penises arent visible through close like womens breasts
(@MassMan) their breasts get displayed for all to see 24/7, so a woman having tiny breasts has a problem even connecting to the opposite sex... a man with a tiny penis wont get dumped until he strips down and his lacking size gets revieled

#462

19 : 14

fuck me up (c) Pushpabon

#186

21 : 16

<sheepshaun> i'll print out my database structure and i'll fuck that