CPMA - Quotes

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My dick is untouched. (c) black

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(Centaurus) hey Vo0 what's the type and color of socks you wear when you play quake 3?
(Vo0) what the fuck
(kvcxn) it matters

#70

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<+insta> ut is balanced though.. everything about it sucks equally

#266

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<@Terifire> I need a social life:
<@gaiia> Terifire
<@gaiia> let's play?
<@Terifire> ok

#1

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<_8bitlobster> aggnog played jon4than with aimbot on and lost
<_8bitlobster> :DDDDDDD

#271

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<light_> funny that spartie guy didnt win one match on ztn that whole tournament
<light_> :D
<drago> neither did you!
<drago> or me for that matter
<drago> so we are about equal
<drago> which means you are also german

#52

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<nappen> I will kick you in the nut
<spongepoub> left or right?
<spongepoub> (it's a trick question)
<spongepoub> btw i have wandering testicles, you might be unlucky and they arent even there when you kick
<nappen> they travel around in your body?
<nappen> I think I love you poub
<nappen> you're a squid
<nappen> I have to agree
<nappen> THE NUTBOY
<nappen> hihihi
<nappen> : p
<spongepoub> man
<spongepoub> it's not funny
<spongepoub> once they wandered to my ass
<spongepoub> and i sat down
<nappen> ouch
<s1k``> ??? thats about 20cm, is that possible ?
<spongepoub> absolutely
<nip`> : D
<spongepoub> lately i gained some control about it

#566

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fucking aerowalk (c) memphis

#321

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<JayyD> i"m not can good english

#92

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<su-kong|kfc`> omg im a fuckin retart

#106

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(rN) need high 3rd (eng) msg
(_8bitlobster) what the FUCK did you just say
(@MassMan) obviously he needs some stoned english 3rd grader to msg him
(@MassMan) i detect pedo

#112

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(@MassMan) men are really lucky that our penises arent visible through close like womens breasts
(@MassMan) their breasts get displayed for all to see 24/7, so a woman having tiny breasts has a problem even connecting to the opposite sex... a man with a tiny penis wont get dumped until he strips down and his lacking size gets revieled

#432

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[19:15] @nekon: nevergreen mad like hulk

[19:16] neverGreen: not yet...now my heartbeat is on 180/minute

[19:16] neverGreen: but one more pickup like this and i`ll turn green for sure

#205

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(LuGia): does wsw already have matchmaker?
(aggnog): i'd start looking outside before trying to get a gf online mate

#267

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quit: Pushpabon (~none@Pushpabon.users.quakenet.org) (Signed off)

#28

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<trippy> i did my milatary duties
<trippy> spent 3 weeks
<trippy> doing training to enter
<trippy> passed
<endi`> i'm a fag then innit
<trippy> them some cunt started touching my dick in shower
<trippy> so i knocke dhim out

#548

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myT you slapped him so hard he fell off the internet (c) r_ex

#57

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Sky: I fell in the lava with bs and they trapped me under there with the button until it ran out and I died.

#570

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Reflex live stream chat:
Benroads: myT donated for the waxbot
Botmoding: myt donated for ctfs gamemode
Shadow2k: myt donated to remove cpm22
Botmoding: myt donated to remove rail
Q3bjarke: i donated to remove myt

#588

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Going to macdonalds for a salad is like going to hug a whore with aids. (c) shadow

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#373

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<aggnog> pls ban endi. he ruined my life

#133

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(TriPPl0r) xone what part of sweden u live in
(TriPPl0r) im coming to stockholm xone 8) hope u live near
(xone-) fo

#389

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<subz``> also how do you say shut the fuck up nekon in french
<@nekon> shut le fuck up
<@nekon> fromage

#395

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(@bgs) I HAD THIS URGE
(@bgs) TO COME INTO MY MOUTH
(@bgs) when iw as fapping
(@bgs) im like
(@bgs) I NEED TO COME INTO MY MOUTH

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<Meez> <dura> I really think I'm a moron.
<Meez> <dura> I just now realised that Neo spelled backwards is one.
<@nekon> LOL
<@nekon> he is a moron
<@nekon> neo backwards is oen

#433

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13:04:34 [+fatolaalotaf] THE FUCK. The scariest fucking shit i have ever seen. not talking about scary i mean HOLOCAUST scary. and english is not? my mother tongue, i would know a lot better describing german words. my Good Good
13:04:36 [+fatolaalotaf] fucking
13:04:37 [+fatolaalotaf] wrong cahn
13:04:46 [+fatolaalotaf] wrong channel*

#264

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dys * falko we all know you masturbate to choppy polish porn
Falko * lol
Falko * no
dys * oh
dys * well i do
Falko * not saying im not masturbatinh
Falko * i dont do that with porn
Falko * i need somethign realistic
Falko * for example
Falko * last day i saw a couple from my window
Falko * i live in lol place
nzme * what?
Falko * and he was pushing her from behind
Falko * so i started to masturbate
dys * ROFL
nzme * he 'saw'
dys * wow
nzme * he was spying
Falko * no i wasnt

#277

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<@linus> metafore.. uhh
<@linus> how is it spelled
<@linus> britfags
<@linus> Liam _8bitlobster
<@Liam> oh come on link
<@Liam> google would've told you that easily
<@linus> yes because nothing on google is wrong Liam
<@linus> i remember looking some other word up and it ended up beeing wrong
<@_8bitlobster> was it "being" ?

#534

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i dont quit (c) ZEN|ele

#279

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<hala> fast movers also attack. so dick my cock

#290

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(@lenny_fantazer) send them to dick
(@_8bitlobster) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat
(@lenny_fantazer) YE
(@_8bitlobster) how does one send one to dick
(@lenny_fantazer) you send them
(@_8bitlobster) to dick?
(@lenny_fantazer) yes
(@_8bitlobster) i see

#550

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I can't play right now, I'm on the internet (c) gramz

#47

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<|master|> holidays? I have to work :|
<ix-ir> ah your secret identity as santa is revealed

#562

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had to watch it with r_showtits (c) santile

#563

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someone call the lg abuse hotline (c) HyDr0 (about myT playing)

#53

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<HammifeR> for some reason vq3 players like to play peepshow quake
<HammifeR> always peeping around corners
<p`LuGia> yea
<p`LuGia> always positioning
<p`LuGia> like cs
<mercs`away> lol stop the vq3 hate
<p`LuGia> haha i hate it becase they call it QUAKE
<HammifeR> cant help it. this is #promode afterall
<p`LuGia> only qw and cpm got the quake in them , rest is tacticalspaceshooters.
<mercs`away> cpm feels like you are fling on a hovertank lolo

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*** oyk`Lanik has joined #promode
<oyk`Lanik> Anyone able to help me out with a problem?
<light_> down the highway, not the sideway
<nekon> it's down the road not across the street
<aggnog> KILL URSELF

#579

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cOwabanga <3 (c) mih8r

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<poindexter> oh noes
<arQon> *ahem*
<nekon> aggnog gonna get owned
<chk-putty> arq has a wave detector
<poindexter> haha
<aggnog> ummmmmmmmm cat on keyboard
<chk-putty> lol
<nekon> ;D
<arQon> lol
<arQon> almost a shame you'll only get to use that excuse once :P

#587

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hands too cold to rail (c) Spetz

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<mTw|madferret> cs is more skill cause your shots don't hit where you're aiming at

#334

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<soh-has3> if u play defrag a whole night and sleep only few rl begins to blur...
<soh-has3> u just wann doubljump everywhere

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<[EYE]Lsv|su> grad
<[EYE]Lsv|su> us raised terror lvl to high
<[EYE]Lsv|su> careful man :|
<su-gradius> why? :P
<su-noel> terror level?
<su-noel> is there actually an official Terror Level?
<su-noel> cloudy, chance of rain, 4.7 TERROR LEVEL

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<@svr`> seriously
<@svr`> i'd pay millions
<@svr`> to be a 13 year old hot girl...

#351

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(Pushpabon) Hi I'm back
(skint) from?
(ovo) the desktop
(skint) lol

#352

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<LuGia> i dont belive luke cheated either

#366

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<ovo> i'm with underpants only
<ovo> legs on the table
<ovo> listening to music
<hoens> i love you anyway h3i
<ovo> chatting with a hot chick
<ovo> not gonna fucking ad
<ovo> d
<hoens> lol
<h3i> I'm not a hot chick
<hoens> your mom is hot innit
<ouzo> ovo, that chick from livejasmin.com ?
<ovo> "how many jeallousy inspired jokes can you get from promoders"

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(@c-dj^syko) i have returned from school
(+aggnog) cool
(+aggnog) tell me more
(@c-dj^syko) on the way home i went to the shop
(+aggnog) holy shit let me get my pen this is awesome

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<LuGia> im not here , im lugias cat jumping on keyboard and accidentally making words.
<MassMan> that's the origin of finnish