CPMA - Quotes

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My dick is untouched. (c) black

36 : 23

@aggnog * o'kieche btw
@_8bitlobstar * fs
@_8bitlobstar * if you're gonna say that
@_8bitlobstar * at least spell quiche right

#305

50 : 38

<FlanK3r-away> i was run and i seen pummel
<FlanK3r-away> :)

#282

51 : 40

(Centaurus) hey Vo0 what's the type and color of socks you wear when you play quake 3?
(Vo0) what the fuck
(kvcxn) it matters

#190

43 : 32

* HAL_9000 1v1 pm me
<pizz> HAL_9000
<pizz> duel tubo---
<pizz> he is like you
<pizz> 2 months of cpm
<pizz> and 75% rg
<pizz> go ahead
<HAL_9000> pizz are you his secretary?

#271

31 : 21

<light_> funny that spartie guy didnt win one match on ztn that whole tournament
<light_> :D
<drago> neither did you!
<drago> or me for that matter
<drago> so we are about equal
<drago> which means you are also german

#165

36 : 26

<Meez> <dura> I really think I'm a moron.
<Meez> <dura> I just now realised that Neo spelled backwards is one.
<@nekon> LOL
<@nekon> he is a moron
<@nekon> neo backwards is oen

#432

46 : 36

[19:15] @nekon: nevergreen mad like hulk

[19:16] neverGreen: not yet...now my heartbeat is on 180/minute

[19:16] neverGreen: but one more pickup like this and i`ll turn green for sure

#587

42 : 32

hands too cold to rail (c) Spetz

#279

47 : 37

<hala> fast movers also attack. so dick my cock

#267

32 : 23

quit: Pushpabon (~none@Pushpabon.users.quakenet.org) (Signed off)

#178

37 : 29

<shlt> wait why did you have to remove the old font??
<Lanzelot> legal reasons
<Liam> it was copyrighted
<Liam> you could use it to spell out the lyrics for several songs so the RIAA tried to sue arqon
<shlt> are u serious?
<shlt> wow RIAA is a fucking nazi organization i swear
<shlt> or at least run by nazis

#28

25 : 17

<trippy> i did my milatary duties
<trippy> spent 3 weeks
<trippy> doing training to enter
<trippy> passed
<endi`> i'm a fag then innit
<trippy> them some cunt started touching my dick in shower
<trippy> so i knocke dhim out

#477

31 : 23

sry i can play (c) Rizla-

#461

26 : 18

how not to rage if you can see chernobyl from your window (c) vicek

#197

26 : 18

<linkery> OMG
<linkery> WHERE IS
<linkery> PPB
* Pushpabon (~none@Pushpabon.users.quakenet.org) has joined #promode

#70

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<+insta> ut is balanced though.. everything about it sucks equally

#473

20 : 12

i am a total moron (c) sanchi

#348

29 : 22

Spetz-: duel anyone
ahxnxa: no
xrg: duel?
ahxnxa: yes, just becuase we dont play Spetz-
xrg: ooh, im looking forward to this game!
xrg: the normal server?.. k thx
ahxnxa: yea

#92

29 : 22

<su-kong|kfc`> omg im a fuckin retart

#330

26 : 19

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<poindexter> oh noes
<arQon> *ahem*
<nekon> aggnog gonna get owned
<chk-putty> arq has a wave detector
<poindexter> haha
<aggnog> ummmmmmmmm cat on keyboard
<chk-putty> lol
<nekon> ;D
<arQon> lol
<arQon> almost a shame you'll only get to use that excuse once :P

#366

25 : 18

<ovo> i'm with underpants only
<ovo> legs on the table
<ovo> listening to music
<hoens> i love you anyway h3i
<ovo> chatting with a hot chick
<ovo> not gonna fucking ad
<ovo> d
<hoens> lol
<h3i> I'm not a hot chick
<hoens> your mom is hot innit
<ouzo> ovo, that chick from livejasmin.com ?
<ovo> "how many jeallousy inspired jokes can you get from promoders"

#548

22 : 15

myT you slapped him so hard he fell off the internet (c) r_ex

#310

24 : 17

*** oyk`Lanik has joined #promode
<oyk`Lanik> Anyone able to help me out with a problem?
<light_> down the highway, not the sideway
<nekon> it's down the road not across the street
<aggnog> KILL URSELF

#1

24 : 17

<_8bitlobster> aggnog played jon4than with aimbot on and lost
<_8bitlobster> :DDDDDDD

#433

31 : 24

13:04:34 [+fatolaalotaf] THE FUCK. The scariest fucking shit i have ever seen. not talking about scary i mean HOLOCAUST scary. and english is not? my mother tongue, i would know a lot better describing german words. my Good Good
13:04:36 [+fatolaalotaf] fucking
13:04:37 [+fatolaalotaf] wrong cahn
13:04:46 [+fatolaalotaf] wrong channel*

#345

27 : 20

<@svr`> seriously
<@svr`> i'd pay millions
<@svr`> to be a 13 year old hot girl...

#96

27 : 20

* aggnog|laptop strips naked , picks up endi and runs after drex

#127

21 : 15

(endi) MY DAD IS 191CM TALL
(endi) fyi

#300

23 : 17

<sama> diablo3 will destroy my life
<sama> ppl in my age are starting a family and i will start diablo3^^

#490

22 : 16

myT I am very impress with your tool (c) Terifire

#158

22 : 16

<chk-putty> if i was god, id have laetitia casta and jessica alba make out
<chk-putty> and then id jerk off so hard id create a second milky way galaxy :P

#290

24 : 18

(@lenny_fantazer) send them to dick
(@_8bitlobster) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat
(@lenny_fantazer) YE
(@_8bitlobster) how does one send one to dick
(@lenny_fantazer) you send them
(@_8bitlobster) to dick?
(@lenny_fantazer) yes
(@_8bitlobster) i see

#139

22 : 16

(+MassMan) Pushpabon arent you ever gonna add up
(+MassMan) seriously.
(@Pushpabon) MassMan, I've played my fair share
(+MassMan) i think Q has played more pickups than you
(@Pushpabon) I'll probably play when I get a chance
(fluffsson) thats a lie
(+MassMan) you chat all day long
(+MassMan) constantly
(@Pushpabon) Don't lie
(@Pushpabon) I watch tv series too

#575

34 : 28

proof me wrong (c) raeg

#205

28 : 22

(LuGia): does wsw already have matchmaker?
(aggnog): i'd start looking outside before trying to get a gf online mate

#266

26 : 20

<@Terifire> I need a social life:
<@gaiia> Terifire
<@gaiia> let's play?
<@Terifire> ok

#166

27 : 21

<motive> im gay as fuck bro
<motive> havent you been paying attention

#427

25 : 19

[02:53] <@nekon> i'll name my first child ragequit

#32

23 : 17

<trippy> ive taken drugs since iw as 15-16
<trippy> and im 23 now
<trippy> i see lots of weird shit

#351

24 : 18

(Pushpabon) Hi I'm back
(skint) from?
(ovo) the desktop
(skint) lol

#388

21 : 15

<sbs> raged like arQon reading an Xbox games netcode

#390

19 : 13

LvS|Bull (~pkdavid@86.211.228.228) has joined #promode
<LvS|Bull> hi
<demu> who the fuck do you think are coming here going all hi and trying to look cool?

#292

17 : 12

<sbs> i fixed my keyboiard
<sbs> i rock
<MaJunior> "keyboiard"
<MaJunior> so dont think so

#186

25 : 20

<sheepshaun> i'll print out my database structure and i'll fuck that

#462

22 : 17

fuck me up (c) Pushpabon

#112

26 : 21

(@MassMan) men are really lucky that our penises arent visible through close like womens breasts
(@MassMan) their breasts get displayed for all to see 24/7, so a woman having tiny breasts has a problem even connecting to the opposite sex... a man with a tiny penis wont get dumped until he strips down and his lacking size gets revieled

#320

24 : 19

<fluffsson> actually there are good spanish wines who are good

#311

25 : 20

Falko: GG
shlt: gg
Stopped demo.
Falko entered the arena
shlt: ok im done
shlt: ggs
Falko: W8
Falko: why my timer shows only min
Falko: not seconds
shlt: lol
shlt: its duel
Falko: 5:xx
shlt: lmao
Falko: lol
shlt: u never knew it didnt show seconds?
Falko: i knew
Falko: but lately i was wondering why doesnt show it

#291

25 : 20

<lenny_fantazer> you may loud as much as you want, it will not make you any closer to the truth
<lenny_fantazer> you have noticed only that you cant get most of the things i say
<lenny_fantazer> and its not my fault