a man who pooped in the barbecue has to salt his wifes hair (c) HellTiger

<pcb> its cause i had a ____ on my keyboard
<Eke> cock
<Eke> penis
<@nekon> dick
<+sonigo> cat
<@nekon> dog
<Eke> lion
<@nekon> your mum
<Eke> nekon's mum
<+sonigo> must be his mum
<@nekon> girl
<pcb> i had all those on my keyboard
<+sonigo> at once?
<pcb> at some points yes

<@_8bitlobster> yeah but i have to talk to strangers all day @ work
<@_8bitlobster> like on thur
<@_8bitlobster> some guy was in with his loud chav gf
<@_8bitlobster> and she was kicking up a fuss
<@_8bitlobster> about some shit
<@_8bitlobster> and he was like 'do you wanna take her'
<@_8bitlobster> or the usual crap
<@_8bitlobster> and i was just like no fucking way
<@_8bitlobster> and there was just silence
<@thomasthomas> hahahahaha
<@Liam> haha
<@Liam> hahaha

<ix-ir> my mobile says 4:43 so that's about right
<ix-ir> =)
<`ETG> (aggnog) thxor !
<`ETG> (aggnog) guess i should get the house ready then bbl !
<ix-ir> ready for what?
<zerox> gangbang at aggnog`s house
<endi> agg was jumping on the beds while his parents were away

<shlt> wait why did you have to remove the old font??
<Lanzelot> legal reasons
<Liam> it was copyrighted
<Liam> you could use it to spell out the lyrics for several songs so the RIAA tried to sue arqon
<shlt> are u serious?
<shlt> wow RIAA is a fucking nazi organization i swear
<shlt> or at least run by nazis

<@Liam> i'm director of toilet cleanliness at mcdonalds

grate game (c) supercruel

no I'm trying to create an nmap script so I can brute force a porn site's http auth (c) Terifire

(nekon) the LHC had a defect
(brut-) gg france and sweden
(nekon) you know europe really well
(rorbot`) its switzerland noob
(rorbot`) switzerland borders like 5 euro countries
(nekon) france germany italy austria
(nekon) dunno which else
(rorbot`) denmark
(nekon) denmark is north of germany
(voltran) hahah
(voltran) ror :D

<koddyy> atleast here in finland there's an old saying: nainen kuuluu nyrkin ja hellan v?in, which is roughly translated as woman belongs between a fist and a cooker