CPMA - Quotes

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<anima> i live near the ghetto
<anima> and a friend told me
<anima> some guy had his foot cut cause he owed 10 euros and didn t give back

#308

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<@_8bitlobster> yeah but i have to talk to strangers all day @ work
<@_8bitlobster> like on thur
<@_8bitlobster> some guy was in with his loud chav gf
<@_8bitlobster> and she was kicking up a fuss
<@_8bitlobster> about some shit
<@_8bitlobster> and he was like 'do you wanna take her'
<@_8bitlobster> or the usual crap
<@_8bitlobster> and i was just like no fucking way
<@_8bitlobster> and there was just silence
<@thomasthomas> hahahahaha
<@Liam> haha
<@Liam> hahaha

#307

6 : 5

<aggnog> i been in spain homie
<lenny_fantazer> hows dat
<aggnog> v fun
<lenny_fantazer> they fucking cant speak english i know

#306

6 : 4

_8bitlobster * what's the plans for today aggnog
aggnog * gonna go to tesco in a bit to get ingredients to make 2 big pizzas for the family and then in the evening i may see pk for some drinkies
aggnog * somewhere in the middle of this i will put off writing my cv
aggnog * play some cs
aggnog * and attempt to ""mack"" on girls
aggnog * via the medium of the internet

#305

10 : 5

<FlanK3r-away> i was run and i seen pummel
<FlanK3r-away> :)

#304

5 : 5

<d0n|uFa> server was ?
<d0n|uFa> ip ?
<damn-> go.fuck.your.self:27960
<d0n|uFa> oke
<d0n|uFa> is not working

#303

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<sallyNcurry> if i get 30 mins with a grrl it just ends up with pepper spray

#302

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<shlt> americans dont need to know where france is

#301

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<xrg> so? if he would be admin it would be ................... i dont say anymore

#300

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<sama> diablo3 will destroy my life
<sama> ppl in my age are starting a family and i will start diablo3^^

#299

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<mantra> what's sands real name?
<_8bitlobster> sandro is his first name
<_8bitlobster> his surname is something spanish
<_8bitlobster> can't remember
<mantra> aah hmm
<_8bitlobster> <censored> or something
<_8bitlobster> y
<mantra> some spaniard/dane actually added me on facebook
<mantra> thought it might be sand, but different name
<_8bitlobster> nah i'm pretty sure he's sandro <censored>
<_8bitlobster> check if he's 4ft tall in his pics
<_8bitlobster> cos sand is a midget
<mantra> it says "likes men" in his profile
<_8bitlobster> it's sand

#298

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<xrg> turn down light_ its to bright
<xrg> hahaha

#297

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(OVGA|Josh) Do you play Quake 3? Quake 4? Warsow? Looking to get a bit more practice in before a big LAN event? Check out #OVGA for a chance to have some fun and win some cash!
(mantra) Do you ever SU? STFU? And GTFO? Looking to be a bit more liked on the interwebs? Check out /quit and leave the rest of us in peace!
(OVGA|Josh) O_O
* OVGA|Josh (~joshfolla@prodiG.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

#296

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<che1z> this map is a labyrinth :/ [dm7]

#295

5 : 4

Funny can not be found

#294

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<Camicio> most demos give a 404 not found error on that website
<chk-putty> orly
<chk-putty> like old demos?
<Camicio> the most downloaded one
<chk-putty> eh
<chk-putty> so the old ones
<VarmaIS> :)
<chk-putty> yeh we had to delete old ones cause we wer running out of space
<chk-putty> gonna have to put em up at some point :<
<VarmaIS> BRING EM BACK
<Camicio> omg dude i got like 10 demos and they dont take much space wtf are you talking about

#293

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<rDmr> and in 10 years im still young
<rDmr> ;)
<light_> :D
<light_> yeah, you'd be like... 20 by then? :p
<rDmr> 22

#292

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<sbs> i fixed my keyboiard
<sbs> i rock
<MaJunior> "keyboiard"
<MaJunior> so dont think so

#291

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<lenny_fantazer> you may loud as much as you want, it will not make you any closer to the truth
<lenny_fantazer> you have noticed only that you cant get most of the things i say
<lenny_fantazer> and its not my fault

#290

11 : 6

(@lenny_fantazer) send them to dick
(@_8bitlobster) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat
(@lenny_fantazer) YE
(@_8bitlobster) how does one send one to dick
(@lenny_fantazer) you send them
(@_8bitlobster) to dick?
(@lenny_fantazer) yes
(@_8bitlobster) i see

#289

5 : 6

<fun1bYlOL> not really : (
<fun1bYlOL> dont go all ahxnxa and ovo on us
<niplar> who?
<fun1bYlOL> ..two finnish players
<fun1bYlOL> beavis and butthead
<niplar> ow

#288

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<rapele> teamplay in a pickup?!?!?!?

#287

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(LockdoG) ILL ASK AROUND, FOR YOU PLAYERS WHO ARE ABOUT TO BEAT BOBEL WITH 10 FRAG DIFFERENCE, AND HE DOES A TACTICAL TIMEOUT AND YOU WOULD LOOSE THE GAME BECAUSE OF IT, WOULDNT YOU WANT TO FORBID THIS FOR BOBEL ?

#286

8 : 5

<+aggnog> spain in 14 hours ahaha raped
<+skint> which part aggnog
<+aggnog> all west coast
<+skint> west coast?
<+skint> thats portugal mate
<+aggnog> uh
<+aggnog> hahah east
<+aggnog> Be

#285

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<brut-> wow I need a new hobby
<bgs> lol
<bgs> what
<brut-> I'm reading our digital switch documentation
<brut-> and its 2315 on friday night
<poindexter> nerd
<bgs> WELL GUESS WHAT i got invited to a friends cottage on a lake tommorow
<bgs> but i dont feel like going
<poindexter> ...
<bgs> in fact id rather play my new awesome korg tr88
<poindexter> go catch me a muskie
<bgs> :<
<poindexter> and mail it to me
<poindexter> rather have denver
<bgs rather have a big cock
<bgs> :(
<poindexter> *strange silence*

#284

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[+skint] i hear russians are all poor
[lennoxRU] almostly

#283

4 : 4

<aggnog> lenny how much can you bench
<lennoxRU> bench?
<aggnog> when u lie on your back and lift weights
<lennoxRU> have never lifted things
<lennoxRU> work with ur weight homie, work with ur weight
<aggnog> was just asking how strong u were m8 !! nothing personal if you're a pussy !!

#282

15 : 6

(Centaurus) hey Vo0 what's the type and color of socks you wear when you play quake 3?
(Vo0) what the fuck
(kvcxn) it matters

#281

8 : 6

<Liam> guys
<Liam> guys
<Liam> i just thought of an awesome chat up line#
<Liam> you have to be playing poker with the girl
<Liam> and you basically say this at some point: i see your bum and raise you my penis
<Liam> alright i'll be back in a week
<mantra> raisist

#280

4 : 4

<@aggnog> just been on a cs server for last 15 minutes
<@aggnog> really , really ripping it up
<@aggnog> like 20-0 stuff
<@aggnog> just realised the server is full of bots
<@aggnog> -_-
<@aggnog> not 1 human
<@aggnog> when a flashbang went off they all just shot in the air in unison
<@aggnog> i just thought "how unusual" and carried on