(at1) ovo you lost your repotation with the moment you stop to play pickups

<ahxnxa> you talk too much mass
<ahxnxa> thats why you'll never be good
<+MassMan> nah i'll never be good because i lack decent opposition

Dem0n: never understood ppl liking the air control
Dem0n: its gay :)

<at1> this first bitch in that video is 8bitlobster ?

submitted by nVc on behalf of sir richard branson and his shit ISP he owns:

02:58 TLR|n`obodyhere: my exam timetable + eswc.uk :( <a href="http://www.abload.de/img/untiehs1.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://www.abload.de/img/untiehs1.jpg</a>
02:58… +MassMan: but isn't eswc.uk on lan?
02:58… +MassMan: how will you be competitive without your warp?
02:59… brut-: hah
02:59… TLR|n`obodyhere: lol :P
03:00… +MassMan: im geniunly concerned about you
03:00… +MassMan: please tell me how you plan to adopt to this new scenario of being hit
03:02… TLR|n`obodyhere: good question imo
03:02… TLR|n`obodyhere: not quite sure

<soh-has3> if u play defrag a whole night and sleep only few rl begins to blur...
<soh-has3> u just wann doubljump everywhere

<@svr> someone duel
<@svr> preferably white

<meta`> lf duel
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<vorpal--> META`
<vorpal--> ILL DUEL YOU
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<ahxnxa> !promote penis doesnt work

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<poindexter> oh noes
<arQon> *ahem*
<nekon> aggnog gonna get owned
<chk-putty> arq has a wave detector
<poindexter> haha
<aggnog> ummmmmmmmm cat on keyboard
<chk-putty> lol
<nekon> ;D
<arQon> lol
<arQon> almost a shame you'll only get to use that excuse once :P

<_8bitlobster> {Game 338 (eightbitlobster vs. carmenT) eightbitlobster forfeits on time} 0-1
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: Thanks for playing with me.
<_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: get cancer
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: you trying to tell me that?
_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: i am ordering you to get cancer
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: are you human?
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: !help abuse
<Reptile> lol
<Liam> haha
<_8bitlobster> this guy
<_8bitlobster> is sending all these msgs to me
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: i want to report "eightbitlobster" is using very improper language
<_8bitlobster> like he's typing in the wrong box
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: shout "how to report abuse?"
<_8bitlobster> i asked him how babby is formed
<Liam> is he still on sean?
<_8bitlobster> probably
<_8bitlobster> pretend to be an admin
<_8bitlobster> or something
<Liam> LiamLOL: Hello sir, I believe you wanted to report a user?
<Liam> so far ahead of you i've almost lapped you
<Liam> LiamLOL: Sir?
<Liam> carmenT: yes, "eightbitlobster"
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right, I see
<Liam> LiamLOL: Could you explain the situation to me please?
<Liam> carmenT: after losing the game he used - "get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: and "i am ordering you to get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: I think he is not even human, at least a chess player
<Liam> LiamLOL: Well that certainly isn't one of the commands on FICS sir, so if I can just take a few questions from you I will rectify this immediately
<Liam> carmenT: yes, and i am a lady
<Liam> LiamLOL: I do apologise ma'am
<Liam> OH FUCK
<Liam> LiamLOL: And it was a standard 15 minute game?
<Liam> carmenT: yes, he forfeited on time and i was in advantage too
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right I see, and if you had to describe yourself, would you describe yourself as pretty?
<_8bitlobster> try to get a photo
<Reptile> i think he lost the chance there
<Reptile> she should realize its a fake
<Nyx> the key word is should
<Reptile> unless she's retarded
<Reptile> but then i dunno what she is doing playing chess
<Liam> carmenT: no, i am quite old
<Liam> carmenT: and ugly
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right we do actually have that on the system at the moment.
<Liam> LiamLOL: Could you confirm whether or not "eightbitlobster" had lost his queen?
<Liam> :D:D
<_8bitlobster> tell her you can't do anything to help
<Liam> carmenT: end of game: he had a rook and a pawn, i had a horse, rook and 3 pawns
<Liam> LiamLOL: I see, if you absolutely had to do a woman who would it be?
<Liam> LiamLOL: Would it be Angelina Jolie? She's awesome.
<_8bitlobster> due to her physical appearance
<Liam> carmenT: i certainly can tell you are not an admin. and if you take his part i will report you too for sexual harassment
<Liam> carmenT: clear?
<Liam> LiamLOL: Ma'am I can assure you I am a legitimate admin and if you would like confirmation you are more than welcome to e-mail <a href="mailto:info@pedobear.com">info@pedobear.com</a> fo

<vEnomNS5> I DONT MAP

<ESReality> [Demo] VORPAL vs shit ( <a href="http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1607843" rel="nofollow">http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1607843</a> )
<vorpal-> SEE THAT DEMO GUYS
<vorpal-> DONT DELETE IT
<vorpal-> !
<thomasthomas> what demo?
<vorpal-> THE DEMO
<vorpal-> OF COURSE
<thomasthomas> i dont see a demo
<vorpal-> FUCK
<vorpal-> YOU DELETED IT
<vorpal-> GOD DAMNIT
<vorpal-> IM UPLOADING IT AGAIN
<{51}ninja-4-L> lol
<vorpal-> I CAN KEEP THIS UP ALL NIGHT

<esoteric> im cooking firecrackers
<esoteric> i will report my status every 10 minutes

<voltran> if i go hunting
<voltran> it's going to be with a railgun
<voltran> tbh
<voltran> fucking stop it dead in its tracks
<voltran> and just +back until it's dead
<voltran> i'll just say i learned how to hunt from #uscpmpickup

<nekon> what's a deNiro ?

<skint> dun like back door =(

<nekon> all that have
<nekon> keel as enemymodel
<nekon> are racist
<akre> Why?
<akre> :<
<nekon> since keel is black
<akre> lollololol

<JayyD> i"m not can good english

<fluffsson> actually there are good spanish wines who are good

<spectre> I was running laps in the area around quad
<spectre> doing drive-bys

<Falko> dont make fan at me

<toopok4k3> !top10
<toopok4k3> lol
<toopok4k3> nerdlist
<+ror> !top10
<mercur1> !top10
<Metallist> !top10
<+ror> you know whats funny in us channel bgs was 1st and 2nd once
<+ror> so he basically outnerded himself and everyone else twice over

<shaun> among other things, during the dream i found out that i have a HOLE in my nutsuck
<shaun> nutsack
<shaun> even
<shaun> and i was constantly afraid of my ball falling out

<lenner-> have added to ignor three morans this evening so far
<Liam> who
<lenner-> ppb+ouzo+taran
<lenner-> all finsky
<Liam> racest
<lenner-> conciedence

<+L-endi> there's no winners in spamming man

(aggnog) should i have a wank
(aggnog) 1. yes
(aggnog) 2. yes
(aggnog) ??????
(subz`) PROFIT!!

(@_8bitlobster) what kinda cunt lives in a pineapple under the sea

Falko: GG
shlt: gg
Stopped demo.
Falko entered the arena
shlt: ok im done
shlt: ggs
Falko: W8
Falko: why my timer shows only min
Falko: not seconds
shlt: lol
shlt: its duel
Falko: 5:xx
shlt: lmao
Falko: lol
shlt: u never knew it didnt show seconds?
Falko: i knew
Falko: but lately i was wondering why doesnt show it

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<oyk`Lanik> Anyone able to help me out with a problem?
<light_> down the highway, not the sideway
<nekon> it's down the road not across the street
<aggnog> KILL URSELF