chakled litel boll (c) v3nom

switserland cannot into air (c) Terifire

<mN-> I never get killed in cpm, evertime I have low hp I close my montior. Then turn it back on and I have full hp.

13:11:32 [@nekon] yes but in ctfs sg is used longer range too
13:11:35 [@nekon] it’s not about effective
13:11:42 [@nekon] it’s about spray and pray
13:11:49 [@nekon] like when a nun gets jizzed on

CA|NE : +++
CA|NE : ++
CA|NE : ++
CA|NE : +++
CA|NE : ++++
CA|NE : +++++
Sylver_ : What`s a nice graveyard CA|NE
CA|NE : promode.

13:04:34 [+fatolaalotaf] THE FUCK. The scariest fucking shit i have ever seen. not talking about scary i mean HOLOCAUST scary. and english is not? my mother tongue, i would know a lot better describing german words. my Good Good
13:04:36 [+fatolaalotaf] fucking
13:04:37 [+fatolaalotaf] wrong cahn
13:04:46 [+fatolaalotaf] wrong channel*

[19:15] @nekon: nevergreen mad like hulk

[19:16] neverGreen: not yet...now my heartbeat is on 180/minute

[19:16] neverGreen: but one more pickup like this and i`ll turn green for sure

[02:45] frag_: so much for that first period
[02:45] frag_: lol
[02:46] @rush_9000: thats what she said
[02:46] @rush_9000: ;[

[16:02] (ZEN|pan) yesssss
[16:02] (ZEN|pan) police just called me
[16:02] (ZEN|pan) got my pocket back
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[16:02] (ZEN|pan) yo m3mphis i´m so in :DDDD
[16:02] (m3mphis) they stole ur pocket
[16:02] (ZEN|pan) ye
[16:02] (m3mphis) come keks1
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[16:02] echbotcpm changed the topic to: NTF+ [2/10] ][ 2v2 [1/4] ][ CTFS [3/6] ][ CTF [5/8] ][ NTF [3/10] ][ TDM [4/8] || DONATE: http://cpmpickup.sytes.net/ || DUELCUP: http://goo.gl/h47G6 || www.cpmpickup.eu
[16:02] (ZEN|pan) club :/
[16:02] (m3mphis) how does one steal a pocket
[16:02] (ZEN|pan) well
[16:02] (ZEN|pan) it was in my suite
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[16:03] (m3mphis) a suite with pockets?
[16:03] (ZEN|pan) really dont know how they did it
[16:03] (ZEN|pan) ye
[16:03] (ZEN|pan) insight
[16:03] (m3mphis) how many pockets
[16:03] (ZEN|pan) i was at a vernisage before
[16:03] (ZEN|pan) so i was wearing a suit
[16:03] (m3mphis) º.º
[16:03] (ZEN|pan) and had my pocket insight the blazer
[16:03] (ZEN|pan) anyway
[16:03] (ZEN|pan) happy now
[16:03] (ZEN|pan) :D

After waiting for v3nom to call his position in an NTF pickup game for 15 minutes, while everyone could see him moving around and shooting about, but not willing to respond, I, being the last player who hasn`t readied up yet, started the game by doing so.

5 minutes into the game v3nom wakes up:

<ns5v3nom> DF

[22:17] <fredd> gonna go take a shit while elvis core plays in the background
[22:17] <fredd> brb
[22:17] <pcb> glhf
[22:17] <pcb> fkin elvis core
[22:17] <dxasic> !who
[22:17] <+LuGia> i hate music
[22:18] <@nekon> i love music

[02:53] <@nekon> i'll name my first child ragequit

fern: ready
-- fatollaa was shafted by nash4un
fern: /ready in console
-- prok ate novareaper's rocket
nzm: how
fern: console
fern: /ready
nzm: wtf is that
fern: console
fern: /ready
nash4un: i dont have xbox
-- prok is ready!
nzm: i dont have xbox
nzm: LMAO
nzm: WTF

<KekS> i just wrapped half a kilo of porn filet in bacon

<fredd`> just cause hes deformed doesnt mean he isnt tasty

<fredd> most retarded
<fredd> fucking
<fredd> picks ive ever seen
<+mistralol> fredd its still 0 - 0
<fredd> yeah
<+mistralol> we alsmost capped
<fredd> HES NOT DEFFING HIGH
<+mistralol> the flag has gone out twice what the problem?
<fredd> I WAS DEFFING ALONE
<+mistralol> come back or ban?
<fredd> i'll come back if he starts deffing
<fredd> but hes fucking polish
<fredd> cant even understand a word of english

<RadioMouse> i like how our defense department is spending money to have an orange f16 escorting the players to schiphol for a part of the journey if they win the world cup

<UnhaPENIS> I just wear enough clothes to make sure pan doesn't know who I am
<UnhaPENIS> and then he crys :(
<pcb> you wear underwear tha covers your whole body
<pcb> stupid penis, know ur place
<UnhaPENIS> I'll penis your place
<UnhaPENIS> if you're not careful
<pcb> you cant
<pcb> my place is the strongest vagina in the universe

[ +Mesta ] well back in time i used to swallow all my jizz

[ +steven_ ] what does arqon bot do
[ +ian` ] alters gameplay
[ +steven_ ] nah thats the ix bot
[ +aph ] yeah
[ +steven_ ] rage edits the game files
[ +ian` ] alters netcode

<Terifire> I'd love to impress some 16 year olds with my nice shaft

<+Falko> fuck you
<+ykram> no falko
<+ykram> kurwa you
<+Falko> lol
<+Falko> that doesnt sound right
<+ykram> yeah
<+ykram> i cant write
<+Falko> i mean
<+Falko> literarly

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<dai> rofl
<dai> were those all fatlola's accountsd
<lolograde> lol
<@Pushpabon> :>>>>

<@shlt> u wont get any higher
<@shlt> if u are on lcd or something
<@shlt> u can smoke and smoke and smoke
<+Mesta> lcd?
<+Mesta> or lsd
<+nekon> lcd
<+Mesta> what's lcd
<+nekon> i'm on plasma
<+nekon> nigger
<+nekon> whenever i'm on crt
<+nekon> i go crazy

<Falko> brb gym

<sanchi> it's good to be back. Real weapons, ammo and armor are quite heavy :D

( +|linKoo| ) I've only gone to a gay club ONCE
( +|linKoo| ) without knowing

[18:25] <plaSa|Realf1re> could give me +av status and i'll make u a sick irc bot for this channel
[18:25] <plaSa|Realf1re> and i'll host it on my comp which is on 24/7
[18:25] <plaSa|Realf1re> if u want!
[18:25] <@nekon> i'm not sure i want one from you
[18:25] <plaSa|Realf1re> why?
[18:25] <@nekon> you seem like a really immature person
[18:25] <plaSa|Realf1re> only around u
[18:25] <plaSa|Realf1re> i find it entertaining at times
[18:25] <Memphi5> around nekon, all u can do is orbit

[23:30] <dcy> so what did i win?
[23:30] <Memphi5> a rape in ass
[23:30] <dcy> i knew i shouldn't compete.
[23:31] <dcy> sorry Memphi5 :< better luck next time
[23:31] <Faith-> dont resist your basic instincts dcy
[23:31] <Faith-> take it like a man.
[23:31] <dcy> wanna take it for me?
[23:31] <Faith-> nah, you won it :P
[23:32] <dcy> please, i insist :)
[23:32] <Faith-> ask akre, im sure he'd love some quality time with K3L`away
[23:32] <dcy> triple plz with a mushroom on top of the pile of dirt, cherrycream?
[23:33] <Memphi5> keep asking akre
[23:33] <akre> shh
[23:33] <akre> busy
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Faith-> see?
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
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[14:36] <ouzo> warsow would be ok without the gay ammo system o rthe jump from the walls
[14:36] <ouzo> and horrible looking models
[14:36] <ouzo> and crappy sounds
[14:36] <wonko`> in other words it would be ok if its cpm