<Empedocles> ex_interp 0.005 is all you need to know
<Empedocles> that and quake skils
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<`_> E: <napalm-> where can i buy a cheap cd/dvd burner
<marC``> dunno about the burner but xone is pretty cheap
* aggnog|laptop strips naked , picks up endi and runs after drex
<su-nicko> i figured something about life
<su-nicko> the movie..THe Matrix..you mighta heard of it...made me realize the truth
<su-nicko> we are all in a computer generated world, while our real selves are in the "real world"..run by big fags,
who constantly screw us in the ass, while we live a happy life here
<su-nicko> i mean..i could be wrong..and stuff
<su-nicko> who knows
[kaosu] i was talking to my girlfriend the other day
[kaosu] she called me a pedophile... u know what i said to her?
[kaosu] pretty big words for a 9 year-old
<su-Septik> canada has a nuclear program
<su-noel> yeah it's some old dood that survived chernobyl
<su-noel> we keep him in a box
<su-kong|kfc`> omg im a fuckin retart
<su-Septik> then after I got chased by 5 gangs, I went to mcdonalds for the rest of the vacation
<kfc-specter|su> i bet the gangs were like, KILL THE GUY WITH THE GAY ACCENT!
<su-Septik> naaa my dutch accent is ownage
<[EYE]Lsv|su> lol
<[EYE]Lsv|su> HI VOULD U LIKE TU TUCH MA PENIS
<Robban--> you talking like a baby..
<Robban--> can you talk normaly
<Robban--> ??!
<Robban--> !!
<[EYE]Lsv|su> grad
<[EYE]Lsv|su> us raised terror lvl to high
<[EYE]Lsv|su> careful man :|
<su-gradius> why? :P
<su-noel> terror level?
<su-noel> is there actually an official Terror Level?
<su-noel> cloudy, chance of rain, 4.7 TERROR LEVEL
<niels-> b0se: haha, you know what that means? b0se? in danish. That means gay.
<b0se> oh dear
<b0se> in UK it means fuck all, in german it means evil (apparently)
<chk-putty> well duh
<su-Septik|busy> fuck all evil gays?
<Menace|owned2> so gay
<[xeno]julios> wtf u got a thing against gay ppl?
<[xeno]julios> fuckin faggot
<ix-ir> selloptaping together women's labia is a prt time hobby of mine
<su-Septik`wrk> when the world trade center bombing occurred, the reporters said they could not retrieve
the black box. my friend, who was stoned at the time, said "goddamn, ppl must be desperate for a playstation 2"
<D|S-Alias> my balls are in such gay positions
<D|S-Alias> they are all on one side in a cluster
<D|S-random> i fuckin hate that
<D|S-random> when they stick to ur leg
<D|S-random> ER
<D|S-random> i just wanna rip them off
<D|S-Alias> im talking about pool yo
<su-Septik|busy> sol likes fat chicks
<su-|Soloist|> once u go fat...u never go back
<su-Septik|busy> I wouldn't know:o
<su-|Soloist|> sure...
<su-|Soloist|> theyre like riding mopeds
<su-|Soloist|> fun till ur friends find out
<Aph-> took another picture
<dK|chtv> take one of ur penis
<dK|chtv> 1600x1200 res so it looks big
<Menace> 8 bucks
<Menace> that is enough for 8 bj's from lsv
<@ShibHalfBaked> u dont buy any games
<@ShibHalfBaked> that sol dont pay for shit
<@ShibHalfBaked> mofo would leech a haircut if he could
<@ShibHalfBaked> newsgroup haircut
<illusion`> holes in floors are so fucking lame
<su-gradius> holes are fkn gay
<illusion`> gay mappers put useless 'features' in maps
<ve-elpajuo> gradius doesnt like holes
<ve-elpajuo> hed rather have a big cock in the middle of the map
<mTw|madferret> cs is more skill cause your shots don't hit where you're aiming at
<su-Menace|owned> id rather get ogc'd then have to deal with pb
<THERAILMCCOY> "well, it all started when i was playing CS and my best mate got shot.....thru a wall...."
<su-Menace|owned> if the guns in cs were that inaccurate in reality... no one would ever get killed by gun fire
<su-Septik> yea CS fire is too random... its so random, you might end up shooting yourself
<su-|Soloist|> <NyseriA> Things I've learned about war from videogames: If you find yourself mortally wounded
by an enemy sniper be sure to let him know that he is a faggot.
Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in
darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
<su-noel> i've redownloaded the q3 1.32 pr
<@su-noel> and am reinstalling pb yet again
<@su-noel> which will work until pb crashes q3 again
<@su-noel> and then i reinstall again
<@su-noel> and of course, after the reinstall, i have to turn off pb, quit, then turn it back on
<@su-noel> it's just that simple
<@su-noel> pb makes it easy AND fun to play q3 without cheaters
<@ps|ThunderZak> and ut is lame
<@ps|ThunderZak> they almost made it real good :/
<@ps|ThunderZak> but something horrible happened
<@ps|ThunderZak> they released it
<@ps|ThunderZak> :[
<su-|Soloist|> one guy plays in top CS clan and im trying to convert him over
<su-Shib-ETGbs> that's easy
<su-Shib-ETGbs> link him to ogc
<+insta> ut is balanced though.. everything about it sucks equally
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