chk-putty: my friend tackled me from the back
chk-putty: i almost did a split

<chk-putty> if i was god, id have laetitia casta and jessica alba make out
<chk-putty> and then id jerk off so hard id create a second milky way galaxy :P

<`ror> <a href="http://www.youporn.com/watch/91080" rel="nofollow">http://www.youporn.com/watch/91080</a>
<brut-> not clicking any of ror's links anymore

<@_8bitlobster> i gave this woman the aristocrats instead of the aristocats once
<@_8bitlobster> she was renting it for her little kid

(he works at blockbuster)

<@nekon> fucking rager
<@nekon> i'm gonna cook now
<@linus> yeah eat some more
<@nekon> might ruin that too
<@nekon> lol
<@nekon> i will
<@nekon> i'll get fatter and fatter
<@nekon> someday i'll beat the world record
<@nekon> then die

<tom-zissou> my dad just sent me a msg on gmail from downstairs instead of coming to speak to me
<Liam> i get phoned from downstairs sometimes
<pijx> im talking trhough msn to my room mate
<aab> you're all faggots

<+_8bitlobster> play u like accordion

<GoD^spyteman> i lol'd when you died at our ya
<GoD^spyteman> and i was spawning next and just rushing in
<GoD^spyteman> getting ya + regen + flag
<GoD^spyteman> and ele was chasing i think
<GoD^spyteman> his enemymodel even looked raged
<GoD^spyteman> ahaha

<aggnog> you hear about that guy that got brutally murdered with a pack of cards ??
<aggnog> by
<aggnog> NO because i made it up
<tom-zissou> was he dealt a deadly blow?
<len-> what the lol
<Liam> sounds like who did it was a bit of a joker
<aggnog> hahahha
<_8bitlobster> probably black... like the ace of spades
<aggnog> his family must have been flush
<Liam> i heard they've got an ace detective on the case though
<aggnog> you know they dumped his body in the river ..................................................................................... card
<_8bitlobster> i heard the murderer is goign STRAIGHT to jail
<aggnog> lol
<_8bitlobster> len-
<_8bitlobster> we need you to add one
<len-> au
<tom-zissou> i heard he was clubbed to death
<aggnog> killer couldn't have had a heart
<Liam> haha
<_8bitlobster> was he killed for telling a pack of lies?
<tom-zissou> no but i heard he was a dealer
<_8bitlobster> haha
<Liam> i heard he was Rules for playing blackjack. The object of the game is to get a card value of 21.
<aggnog> gambling with life and death
<_8bitlobster> was the getaway a '52 pickup?
<aggnog> liam why ruin it for everyone ?

<Stan> what does the v in vq3 mean?
<disty> i think "vanilla"
<Stan> why is it called vanilla?
<chk-deth> coz vanilla ice cream is plain and everyone is good at eating it

<s1gfried> vo0?
<s1gfried> i was instagib unlagged winner so you don't need to ignore me bro :)

<NYJA|n00n{> I NEED SOME RLY GOOD MOFEMENTER ON DM6
<NYJA|n00n{> WITH ROCKETS
<NYJA|n00n{> :XDDDD
<NYJA|n00n{> COZ MEW IS OFFLINE
<NYJA|n00n{> XDDDD
<aab> wth

<GeHennA> so nice one of the christmas piece was burning , thanks ma for the ... :(
<GeHennA> i from what is that fucking smell
<GeHennA> i turned around flamessssssssss
<GeHennA> fuck
<tom--C> uhm
<GeHennA> towel did the trick

<Pushpabon> fluffsson paedophilia is <3

<Spetz`> duel anyone?
<demu> sure
<Spetz`> someone ban him already?
<nekon> ban who
<demu> i beat him in duel earlier and he got raged
<LuGia> haha
<nekon> lol

<lennox> dont funny

<+prawn> i wanna see brackets :X
<+RAZ3R> (){}[]

<+dezej> hell nah hell nah nigga nah
<@linku> stop pretending you're black
<+dezej> sorry, its what im at irc for

<trippy> lol i tell you bout that night nam?
<trippy> i was in this pub, pissed as a fart and my mate is like touch her ass
<trippy> err... its your gf?
<trippy> na she likes it..
<trippy> umm ok :)
<liverloop> rofl
<liverloop> =p
<trippy> so i squeeze her ass and she is smiling at me
<trippy> im still trying to work out whether im dreaming this or some shit
<trippy> then he taps me ont he shoulder
<trippy> touch her breasts
<trippy> im choking on some beer trying to understand
<trippy> i ask him again what he said
<powpowpow> was she blind?
<trippy> he's like touch her breasts
<trippy> err ok..
<trippy> so i squeeze her breasts she smiles
<trippy> i just look at them both
<trippy> "i need some air tbh"
<trippy> :)
<liverloop> 8)
<THERAILMCCOY> you're a true gent, trippy, tbh

<makotoo> i started hurting myself when i was 5
<makotoo> emokidd
<aggnog> you're shit at it

(+MassMan) Pushpabon arent you ever gonna add up
(+MassMan) seriously.
(@Pushpabon) MassMan, I've played my fair share
(+MassMan) i think Q has played more pickups than you
(@Pushpabon) I'll probably play when I get a chance
(fluffsson) thats a lie
(+MassMan) you chat all day long
(+MassMan) constantly
(@Pushpabon) Don't lie
(@Pushpabon) I watch tv series too

<arQon> source makes me cringe
<arQon> great sp engine
<arQon> WORST mp engine EVER
<arQon> literally LESS advanced than NETQUAKE

<Drexciyian> that polish team should of walked up and down on swe
<ovo> :))
<Drexciyian> but ??
<ix-ir> why?
<ix-ir> swedish team is very strong
<ix-ir> pole team was all uber players
<ovo> poles had some inner rivalry
<ovo> pod1 did dzikus gf
<ovo> so they didnt play full steam
<ix-ir> ahha
<ix-ir> put his lazery where it didn't belong
<ovo> :D:D

<pan1> any1 with a huge connection around ?
<Corrupted> yap
<sbs_> you mean like, for drugs?

(xone) 1v1.
(soixante) yeah. Bind +forward and I'll see.
(xone) see what?
(xone) -5?

<AL|EN> chg: CPM tele exit speed is 400, same as VQ3
<AL|EN> WTH ?
<AL|EN> WTF ??F??F?F
<AL|EN> chg: CPM tele exit speed is 400, same as VQ3
<AL|EN> ???
<@svr`> ?!~?!??!
<@svr`> ZOMG
<@svr`> !?!??!!?!?
<@svr`> !?!?!?!
<@svr`> !?!?!?!
<AL|EN> why t[14:28:39] <Pushpabon> cos after you come out the tele you do a quick circle and then jump
<Pushpabon> you get the double jump height if you execute the second jump within 0,4 seconds after the first
<Pushpabon> so be fast, go pro
<AL|EN> <a href="http://www.speedcapture.com" rel="nofollow">www.speedcapture.com</a> -> Cpm -> Ranking Style 1
<ffslight> you must be extremely proud
<AL|EN> just sont tell me tha i cant run in cpm
<linkery> if you cant make rail tele to ya on cpm3a
<rurolf> defrag isn't cpm
<AL|EN> i DON"T want to learn some new TELE JUMPS !hey want to
<@svr`> dude
<@svr`> relax
<AL|EN> KILL AL TELE JUMMPS ?
<AL|EN> WTF ?
<linkery> tele jumps work better now idiot
<AL|EN> YOU ARE IDIOT !
<linkery> ok
<linkery> pope -> dead
<linkery> lol
<AL|EN> i do CONSTANTLY ONETELEJUMP to YA on cpm3a !
<@svr`> dude
<@svr`> that still works
<AL|EN> and now i can't
<AL|EN> NO !
<ffslight> congratulations AL|EN, now you need to circlejump a bit more
<@svr`> ffslight he has all reason to complain
<ffslight> ~alien@aeev82.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl
<ffslight> explains a lot
<@svr`> no
<@svr`> shh
<@svr`> he has a reason to complain about it
<AL|EN> don't tell me about strafejumping cos i am best running person on this planet
<ffslight> sure you are
<AL|EN> in cpm
<ffslight> and i'm the queen of england
<linkery> : DDDD
<@svr`> AL|EN
<@svr`> relax
<AL|EN> maby you will see official ranking ?
<@svr`> AL|EN
<linkery> svr` stop discussing with poles and connect to server
<@svr`> go to promode forums
<@svr`> and post the reasons you dislike it
<Pushpabon> uhh
<@svr`> in a polite and respectfull manor
<Pushpabon> I can do all the jumps again
<@svr`> with arguments why u think its'wrong

(TriPPl0r) xone what part of sweden u live in
(TriPPl0r) im coming to stockholm xone 8) hope u live near
(xone-) fo

[verkypft]: ola hombres
[@Drexciyian]: u calling me an old whore ?=[

[deth]: why are u euros so quiet
[deth]: pissed that u got owned AT QCON?
[deth]: OWNED?

(embroglio) shut up reaver
(embroglio) you fucking woman